I'm doing something that's very difficult for me. I'm going to admit something. Yes, I'm going to come right out in front of everyone and tell it like it is. I'm tired of hiding this. Here goes: I lie. Not all the time, but on occasion. I don't do it because I want to. The reason I lie, in some of my columns, that is, is, well, it's because of you. I want you to be entertained. I want you to enjoy my columns. And so, as you could well imagine, I have to lie.

I wouldn't be admitting this, had it not been for an email I received from a friend of mine, Dave Lorenz. Dave is a great guy (truth). He's also like the king of Michigan tourism - that's not exactly true, but he does have some fancy title with Michigan's (should I say, Pure Michigan's) tourism department. I've traveled with Dave, on press trips to some of the most beautiful places I've ever seen, especially Michigan's Upper Peninsula.  We've been snowmobiling together and I guess I must have been leaping snow drifts close to 50 feet high, at speeds of over 100 miles per hour, with Dave right behind me.

Anyway, I digress. This is about my lying. You see, I got a letter from Dave regarding my saying I had an accident while driving a Yugo. Dave said I should be driving an American car. And, the truth is, I was. I own a Saturn (2 to be exact). I lied about the Yugo. I thought you might like me better.

But, I think it's better to be honest.  I have the top of the line Saturn.  It cost me over $100,000. It has a Jacuzzi in the trunk. And one of those Chocolate Waterfalls from Golden Corral in the back seat. I love it.

You know, I love being honest, too. I'm going to do this more often.  But, I better run. I have a photo shoot to get to. You do know that I'm a male model, don't you?