One thing that many people don't know about me is that I have  tremendous business acumen. I think the fact that my newest car has over 100,000 miles on it, and my only suit, even more, helps to create a wrong impression, that somehow I'm a failure.

Nothing could be further from the truth.  I have a keen eye for what the public wants. And that's why I was excited to read a news story about some scientist's idea to hatch a dinosaur. This is no joke. The guy is a paleontologists, which, I've learned just recently, has nothing to do with the study of Alaskan governors.  He thinks it's possible to produce living, breathing dinosaurs.

Now, I'll admit, when I first heard that, I became frightened. I saw Jurassic Park. I know what can happen when dinosaurs run amuck. However, my panic quickly gave way to what I think may be one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever come up with.

And, I can sum it up in one word, KFD. Get it?  Well, for those who are not on my wave length, I'll explain. Let me just say that I think I am poised to become the 21st century Colonel Harlan Sanders.

Of course, to be honest, I'd rather pay homage to my own state, and I think fried foods are not in vogue right now, but several potential investors seem to think naming my chain of fast food dinosaur meat restaurants VD would not be conducive to success.

So, I'm left with only one real option - KFD.  Dollar signs are dancing in my head as I write this. And, to be honest, I'm writing this in the hopes that some of you will want to invest.  To those of you who are quick to recognize a sure-fire winner, let me point out the reasons a KFD chain would be just what the world needs today.

1) Family Packs - With the chicken, you need like a ten-piece box to feed the whole family.  With my dinosaur, one leg should feed a family of four for up to one week.

2) Dinosaurs aren't as cute as chickens.  Admit it, every time you eat a chicken you cringe at the thought of eating a cute, little bird. Who cares if you eat a dinosaur. They're big and ugly. They virtually have "EAT ME" written all over them.

3) You'd be the first on your block with the concept. We're talking ground floor opportunity, here. While many so-called entrepreneurs are busy trying to come up with video games and smart phones, you'll be pioneering the dinosaur happy meal.

4) They're tasty. I'm just guessing at his one, but I'm betting there's lots of good eating on your average dinosaur.

Now, I only listed four benefits here, because, to be honest, that's all I could come up with. I'm sure there are some clever folks out there who could come up with hundreds more. So, what do you say? Are you in, or are you in?  And, if you have enough money and ask me real nice, I'll still consider calling it VD.